Chemists Last Words

1. And now, the taste test.

2. Are we supposed to heat that?

3. And now a little bit from this...

4. ... and please keep that test tube alone!

5. And now shake it a bit.

6. Why is there no label on this bottle?

7. In which glass was my mineral water?

8. The bunsen burner *is* out!

9. Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?

10. *H* stands for Nitrogen - and that does *not* burn...

11. Oh, now I have spilt something...

12. First the acid, then the water...

13. And now the detonating gas problem.

14. This is a completely safe experimental setup.

15. Where did I put my gloves?

16. O no, wrong beaker...

17. The fire alarm is just being tested.

18. Now you can take the protection window away...

19. And now, keep it constant at 24 degrees celsius, 25... 26... 27...

20. Peter can you please help me. Peter!?! Peeeeeteeeeer?!?!?!?

21. I feel how long 15 seconds are!

22. Something is wrong here...

23. Where did all those holes in my kettle come from?

24. Trust me - I know what I am doing.

25. And now a cigarette...

 

 
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Getting Win XP Tools Faster

Getting Win XP Tools Faster :Start> Run

compmgmt.msc: Computer Management Console

devmgmt: Device Manager

diskmgmt.msc: Disk Management

dfrg : Disk Defragmenter

fsmgmt : Shared Folders

gpedit.msc : Group Policy Editor

lusrmgr.msc : Local Users and Groups

perfmon.msc : Performance Monitor

secpol.msc : Local Security Settings

services.msc : Manage Service

You don't really need the Registry Editor or third party tolls for every single tweak you want to make to the Windows. gpedit has most of 'em included. Do and get things done well.

Source: http://ekendra.blogspot.com/2006/12/getting-win-xp-tools-faster.html

A Walk by The Sea

A young boy and his doting grandmother were walking along the sea shore when a huge wave appeared out of nowhere, sweeping the child out to sea. The horrified woman fell to her knees, raised her eyes to the heavens and begged the Lord to return her beloved grandson.

And, another wave reared up and deposited the stunned child on the sand. The grandmother looked the boy over carefully. He was fine.

But still she stared up angrily toward the heavens. "When we came," she snapped indignantly, "he had a hat!" Posted @ Ekendra’s blog

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